That was a long day. Both sons' smart-arse genes appear to have kicked in at an alarming rate.

If you're in London and want a great night out please support @herring1967 by going to aiotm @ leicester square theatre. Hilarious filth.

Today is not the end of the world! That's not till October. Today is just express check-in day.

Peterborough! W00t!

It's not obligated, it's obliged you knobs.

mmmm nachos

"He'll be a recurring character". Lance to the neck. Maybe not. #GameOfThrones

Kobayashi is by far my favourite driver to watch. #f1

Catfish. Wow. Won't say any more.

No to AV campaign's argument was electorate were too thick to understand it. Thanks Britain for proving them right. :( #yes2av *whimper*

Given a choice between something a bit better or something no better i'll go for the marginal improvement. So I'm voting #yes2av today.

Can't help thinking that Four Lions had a bigger effect on the war on terror than killing Bin Laden #obl

Can't get the beauty and the beast music out of my head.

Harry is so gonna nail Pippa.

Watching wedding coverage on The Wright Stuff (with @DaveGorman). Much more entertaining.

Sad that the most intelligent discussion about av is on the Wright Stuff. Thanks @timminchin and @DaveGorman. Can the news do this now, pls?

Tough weekend of sick kids. Still, it's the times when your kids need you most that make you realise how much being a parent means to you.

Just watched Four Lions. Funny, sad, sweet and tragic all at the same time. Brave and very, very good. Chris Morris is a genius.

Just completed Dragon Age 2. I know it had it's critics (and i'll admit it had a couple of flaws), but I loved every minute. Great stuff.

Finally getting rid of this cold. #Claire - I'm looking at you.