Only a matter of time before Obi starts humping cushions. Dude needs to be fixed.

Surprised by The Heartbraker. Should have hated it, but really enjoyed it.

Impressed. Jesse J seems like a real talent.

The King's Speech was absolutely amazing. Totally blown away.

Jennifer's Body was a lot of fun. Never knew where it was gonna go next. Nice.

Ed Milliband looks and sounds like Fry from Futurama.

Desperately resisting the urge to go around spell/grammar correcting people's romantic status messages.

Hot Fuzz was ace. Just want to watch all of Spaced back-to-back now.

I'm disturbed by how much I laugh during Total Wipeout. Hot Fuzz next, methinks.

I'm gonna start DadsNet.

"The King Is Dead" has met the kids' approval. They're swaying, riding horses round the living room and singing their version of the lyrics.

I wanna move to Oregon.