When armageddon comes, it's gonna be because one of my sons touched something he was told not to.

Ah well. Federer was just too good.

c'mon Andy.

Dollhouse... Victor as Tofer... genius. Why cancel when it was just hitting it's stride?

Suffering from too many broken nights' sleep thanks to my knackered nose. Like being a new parent again.

Woke at four due to truly disturbing dream, then kids awake at quarter past six. Today's gonna be fun.

House now has three access points. Take that vile 3ft thick walls.

"There's probably no god, but I wish there were 'cos there are a few things I'd like to ask him."

Fourth day back and still suffering from Steve-lag.

Hi all, we're home. Had a fantastic time in sa. Hope you all had a great Christmas and New Year.

Hello all. Greetings from sa in my brief moment of being online.

At Manchester Airport. Boarding in five minutes. See you on the other side.

Reliving my youth watching Nirvana at Reading. Goosepimples throughout. Unbelievable.

Aw crap. It's snowing.

Amused at the fact that my youngest thinks Father Christmas lives in our village. He keeps mishearing Northop Hall, bless him.

Yay. Rage did it. I don't care what label they're on - this was exactly the single to be the final Christmas no.1 of the decade.

Thought avatar was stunning. 3d was worthwhile but not faultless. Film itself was lovely.Cgi was seamless. Surprisingly good story too.

Really starting to get annoyed by this southeast-centric news and weather. :(

Know I should feel sorry for berlusconi, but I just can't. Is it wrong to find it a bit funny?

Nice that a wife-beater won sports personality (even). They're a neglected group.