New gaga/beyonce vid w...t...f...?

Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes. Have had a lovely day. The kids have even been super good.

If you post something about Baby P or James Bulger I will unfollow/unfriend you. kthxbye.

Could Rosburg and Schumacher look any more German?

Don't let Murdoch win. Stop the cuts to the BBC - sign the petition now http://bit.ly/aXkqe2 #38degrees #savebbcasiannetwork #budgetbbc

Steve Jobs and Mark Thompson - just so you know, you're both on my shit list today.

I'm not a fan of universally slamming bankers, but if your bank suffered record losses why is the a bonus to turn down?

What our kids want to be when they grow up: Thomas - doctor, Nathan - a fairy... with a magic wand

Heard chattering upstairs and went up to find Nathan had climbed into Tommy's bed. Very cute. Difficult to be mad.

Bl00dy snowing again. What a winter.

Watching Nath speed skating pm the wooden floor. Very cute.

Wow. ME2. One of the best starts to a game ever. After dragon age, dunno if my heart can take it.

Planet 51 was fun and the kids were stars as usual.

Digging car out again. Ace.

Just fitted our washing machine. Just call me Handy Manny.

Second endoscopy in two days. Ace.

OK. Loving Caprica so far. Especially in hd.

I'm sure Fox's put crack in their Crunch Creams.

Morning started badly. Couldn't get out of drive - ice compacted so far a spade could barely get through. Now working from home.

When armageddon comes, it's gonna be because one of my sons touched something he was told not to.

Ah well. Federer was just too good.

c'mon Andy.

Dollhouse... Victor as Tofer... genius. Why cancel when it was just hitting it's stride?

Suffering from too many broken nights' sleep thanks to my knackered nose. Like being a new parent again.

Woke at four due to truly disturbing dream, then kids awake at quarter past six. Today's gonna be fun.

House now has three access points. Take that vile 3ft thick walls.

"There's probably no god, but I wish there were 'cos there are a few things I'd like to ask him."

Fourth day back and still suffering from Steve-lag.

Hi all, we're home. Had a fantastic time in sa. Hope you all had a great Christmas and New Year.

Hello all. Greetings from sa in my brief moment of being online.

At Manchester Airport. Boarding in five minutes. See you on the other side.

Reliving my youth watching Nirvana at Reading. Goosepimples throughout. Unbelievable.

Aw crap. It's snowing.

Amused at the fact that my youngest thinks Father Christmas lives in our village. He keeps mishearing Northop Hall, bless him.

Yay. Rage did it. I don't care what label they're on - this was exactly the single to be the final Christmas no.1 of the decade.

Thought avatar was stunning. 3d was worthwhile but not faultless. Film itself was lovely.Cgi was seamless. Surprisingly good story too.

Really starting to get annoyed by this southeast-centric news and weather. :(

Know I should feel sorry for berlusconi, but I just can't. Is it wrong to find it a bit funny?

Nice that a wife-beater won sports personality (even). They're a neglected group.

Nice that a wide-bearer won sports personality. They're a bit of a neglected group.

Playing the original Call of Duty really shouldn't be this much fun.

Hoping Nath can get some sleep tonight.

Second nighttime migraine. Need to work out the trigger. Probably that bloody blue light on the radio alarm.

Cannot recommend @NPR too much (@allsongs anyway). Subscribe to the podcasts, particularly the Live one. Thanks @Villagepig for the tip.

Loving @NPR (or more precisely @allsongs). Dinosaur Jr - live, on a free Podcast. Ace. Thanks @VillagePig for suggesting it.

Loving NPR. Dinosaur Jr - live, on a free Podcast. Ace. Thanks Amy for suggesting it.

Wow. This new circus sitcom looks really, really bad.

Mumford & Sons. Like Fleet Foxes with attitude.

Finally got a chance to listen to the latest Muse album. Mammoth! It's a glorious beast.

Can't believe that I had a perfect chance for a mini-sleep in and yet was wide awake at seven. Grrr.

Gino and Stuart are like Manuel and Basil. Genius.

So long pump and tap. You served us well.

Loving the new pc.

Yay! My wife has finally been given permission to stay in the country! About bl00dy time.

Amy Winehouse and Katie Price appear to be merging into one.

Perhaps I shouldn't, but I find Miranda strangely enjoyable.

Kim vs Joe. Class. Just wish it was to the death.

Katie Price seems to be smuggling a moustache.

"I'm a celeb" bunch of nobodies and hasbeens. Most of them seem pretty annoying. Should be ace.

Listening to "Bug" by Dinosaur Jr. Had forgotten just how immense it was. Got to be one of my favourite albums.

Latest run

Just watched happy feet with the kids. Emotionally drained.

A guy on tv has been stripping salmon (male and female). Think he and I are both scarred by the experience.

No, my accounts have not been hacked. I honestly do want you to check out my friend's iphone app - Balloons! - Chris :)

Big-up to Balloons! for iPhone, a friend of mine's new iPhone app. Please give it a go and buy the full version if you like it.

Loving Dead Set. Can't believe I hadn't seen it until now.

Tommy refusing a biscuit. Something tells me he's not well.

Last.fm and iTunes are still disagreeing like politicians and scientific advisors.

Microsoft - for no longer recognising my 2gb memory unit, I hate you.

Mmmmm donuts

Off to the dentist. tra-la-la.

Why do so many people think that appearing on Ellen/Oprah is the equivalent of being published in "Nature"?

The idea of the clocks going back was invented by someone who hates parents.

I think I'm in love with Joanna Page.

Watching last night's Jonathan Ross. Boy George appears to be turning into Grotbags.

This episode of buzzcocks is car crash, but absolute genius.

Ah. Barely six and I'm off to Peterborough. Joy.

Just setup a wireless router as a wireless access point. I know it's not much, but I'm chuffed.

Well done Jenson, well done Brawn. Brilliant stuff.

Being sucked into Black Books again.

Fsckin' iPod! Fsckin' iTunes! Fsckin' Last.fm! All sh1te, the lot of ya.

Wow! Lloyd Gardener. My new hero.

Hopefully, that's my broadband sorted.

I'm having internet problems. Please bare with me.

Listening to The Who makes me feel like I'm in Rushmore.

And the home pc goes pop.

Boingy Boingy?

Can't decide between swift, I tweet or twidroid. Decisions, decisions.

Lisa may be a very pretty cat, but she farts like a tramp.

So glad that all the cats are getting on.

Migraine through the night. That's novel... and rather annoying.

This week's listening

Bit of a weird one this week. No more N95, now have an HTC Hero - which is lovely. Plus, as of early last week I now have a huge, big iPod Classic.

So now my listening is going really nicely. But my scrobbling hasn't been.

Seems the latest version of iTunes and/or the latest version of the Last.fm scrobbler don't work with the latest iPod Classic.

Finally got something working tonight by using a little app. called LastPod. It's working, but has only scrobbled what I've been listening to since I last synced with iTunes.

So I won't post my week's listening, but normal service should resume next week.

KTHXBAI

Just finished watching starship troopers. Classic.

I'm sure the biggest thing that contributes to the NHS having a bad name is the attitude of GPs receptionists.

Welcome to our freaky little family Lisa/Poppy.

Glad I'm not the only Englishman planning a trip to sa in the not too distant future.

Glad I'm not the only Englishman planning a trip to as in the not too distant future.

Can't get rid of the taste of that Durian Fruit sweet. It's like someone's been sick in my mouth.

Really not feeling it today.

Let's see how pingdroid goes.