Ok. What's the pit/tyre situation now? #f1

Hope Petrov is ok. #f1

Bollocks. Safety car will give vettel the race #f1

Who'd have thought we'd even get an exciting Monaco gp? Great #f1 season.

There's a fifa ethics committee?

There's a fifa ethics committe?

That was a long day. Both sons' smart-arse genes appear to have kicked in at an alarming rate.

If you're in London and want a great night out please support @herring1967 by going to aiotm @ leicester square theatre. Hilarious filth.

Today is not the end of the world! That's not till October. Today is just express check-in day.

Peterborough! W00t!

It's not obligated, it's obliged you knobs.

mmmm nachos

"He'll be a recurring character". Lance to the neck. Maybe not. #GameOfThrones

Kobayashi is by far my favourite driver to watch. #f1

Catfish. Wow. Won't say any more.

No to AV campaign's argument was electorate were too thick to understand it. Thanks Britain for proving them right. :( #yes2av *whimper*

Given a choice between something a bit better or something no better i'll go for the marginal improvement. So I'm voting #yes2av today.

Can't help thinking that Four Lions had a bigger effect on the war on terror than killing Bin Laden #obl