Happy holibobs everyone!

I still giggle when people say "a rissole". There, I said it.

Listening to The Maiden. Grin inducing.

Very cool show. Nice when tv is done with such enthusiasm. #sherlock

You could tell Hayward was gonna go. He already looks like he's played by Michael Sheen.

It's a good job they don't name whirlwinds, or jimmy white would be sh!tting himself right now.

The poo lady has really shot herself in the foot. @gillianmckeith (not Dr) #youarewhatyoutweet

*bugger* just swallowed the stone out of a plum. Not a good idea for someone like me :(

Right result in the end. As much as I like #ned, #esp were much better and only spoiling prevented them scoring earlier. #worldcup

Would love #ned to win, but #esp look really strong. Who knows in this #worldcup ?

I'd pay good money for Special Agent Oso to die in a horrific jet pack "accident".

Annoyed by the news. Time for United States of Tara.

Journalists interviewing journalists. This feels like Chris Morris.

Shame. First #ger side that i've ever liked. Come on #ned in the final. #worldcup

My God. I'm willing #ger on. What's going on? #worldcup

This could be good. First proper test for #ger. #esp playing a team that can tackle well and can hit hard on the break. Rubs hands #worldcup

Danni Minogue has named her son Ethan Edward Smith. How refreshing (I assume the father is called Smith, otherwise she's gone too far)

Switched the light off at half past ten last night. Why do I feel like sh1t?

Shocking refereeing at the end. How much added time was he adding. Arse #ned #worldcup

Cool. Dream #ned #ger final, hopefully. #worldcup

Looked offside to me, but when it's 50/50 i'd rather it went in the striker's favour. Consistency would be nice. #ned #worldcup

And another beauty! #uru #worldcup

Fantastic goal! #ned #worldcup

Ignore my previous update. It was utter bollocks. I blame @bengoldacre

Today is the day that Marty McFly travelled to when he went 25 years into the future. HT @bengoldacre (@tommcfly)

Can't picture anything but a #ned #ger final. But then I thought #bra would lift the trophy and #eng would get to the semis. #worldcup

Ok, this is just mental now. #worldcup

And the pendulum swings. #worldcup

Pen for #par. Tasty. #worldcup

Still waiting for #spn to start. #par are bossing it at the moment. #worldcup

Exhausted. Three good but very energetic kids. Mummy and Daddy time now.

Absolutely awesome display from #ger. Every position on the pitch tackling, running and passing brilliantly. #ned vs #ger final? #worldcup

#ger are playing brilliantly. Showing everyone how football should be played. #worldcup

Good on ya #ger. Just as #arg were looking really threatening. #worldcup

Glad I'm not a #ger fan. This is getting very tense. #worldcup

There appears to be a waxwork Charlize Theron in the crowd. #worldcup

#arg starting to build here. #worldcup

#ger are well on top here. Could be a corker. #worldcup

Tell you what @profbriancox has aged. #ger #worldcup

Goal for #ger. #arg defense deserve that for their dodgy hair. #worldcup

#arg vs #ger. Tough choice. No idea who i'd like to win. #worldcup

iPhone problem a display issue, not a hardware one. It's not broken, it just looks broken. *cough* bollocks.

Torn. Would like Netherlands to win, but have money riding on Brazil. #worldcup

Nice Outnumbered episode in our house earlier as cat brought in a bird and it flew around us while we ate dinner. Kids loved it.

Hurricane Alex? Didn't he play snooker?