Great. April fools day tomorrow. A chance for twats to hilariously prove that they are indeed twats.

New gaga/beyonce vid w...t...f...?

Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes. Have had a lovely day. The kids have even been super good.

If you post something about Baby P or James Bulger I will unfollow/unfriend you. kthxbye.

Could Rosburg and Schumacher look any more German?

Don't let Murdoch win. Stop the cuts to the BBC - sign the petition now http://bit.ly/aXkqe2 #38degrees #savebbcasiannetwork #budgetbbc

Steve Jobs and Mark Thompson - just so you know, you're both on my shit list today.