When armageddon comes, it's gonna be because one of my sons touched something he was told not to.

Ah well. Federer was just too good.

c'mon Andy.

Dollhouse... Victor as Tofer... genius. Why cancel when it was just hitting it's stride?

Suffering from too many broken nights' sleep thanks to my knackered nose. Like being a new parent again.

Woke at four due to truly disturbing dream, then kids awake at quarter past six. Today's gonna be fun.

House now has three access points. Take that vile 3ft thick walls.

"There's probably no god, but I wish there were 'cos there are a few things I'd like to ask him."

Fourth day back and still suffering from Steve-lag.

Hi all, we're home. Had a fantastic time in sa. Hope you all had a great Christmas and New Year.