Arrrrggghhhhhh! I cannot write business cases!

Absolutely brilliant end to the gp. Hard luck to schumi. #f1

After all that, it's looking nice again. Lovely racing. #f1

No huge fan of Schumacher, but great to see him racing again. #f1

After giving up on celery after last week's disaster, I've now developed a love of tomatoes + olive oil + salt & pepper. I may be pregnant.

Canadian Gran Prix looks tasty. Wet race should be fun #f1

Well done to @villagepig for a great boys' 5th birthday party yesterday. All the kids who attended were ace, too. Parents should be proud.

Tired.

I'm sure that's Alexander Armstrong in game of thrones.

Lots of #kinect announcements at #e3. Hope @villagepig doesn't think this is why the kids got #kinect for their birthday.

Happy Birthday to my little dudes. Can't believe it's been 5 years. You've given back a million times more than you've taken.

Sepp Blatter IS the emperor.

Never listen to #IronMaiden immediately after listening to #AdamAndJoe. You won't be able to take it seriously.

Ok. What's the pit/tyre situation now? #f1

Hope Petrov is ok. #f1

Bollocks. Safety car will give vettel the race #f1

Who'd have thought we'd even get an exciting Monaco gp? Great #f1 season.

There's a fifa ethics committee?

There's a fifa ethics committe?